In honor of Halloween, I bring to you
HOW TO CARVE A PUMPKIN!
Step 1: Choose THE RIGHT pumpkin for you, even if you have to go 27 different places to find it.
Step 2: Cut the top off.
Yeah #4, you're gonna have to go ahead and move that knife. It aint gonna cut itself!
Step 3: Scoop all the "guts" and seeds (or pumpkin nuts as this girl calls them) out.
scrape, scrape, scrape
Put your back into it!
Step 4: Wash all those slimy guts off your hands.
Step 5: Think about what kind of a face you want to give your pumpkin.
Step 6: Carve that face.
Step 7: Place your pumpkin on the porch
Step 8: Step back and admire your work!
Don't clean out your pumpkin's innards, don't even cut the top off,
Simply cut a face into it.
don't be afraid to ask for help, pumpkins can be rolly sometimes.
Place it on the porch,
dump all it's guts out
Have a Fun and Safe Halloween!